asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

legalwifi:

HOLY CRAP

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot